Top 10 Funny Birthday Cards for Women – Home & Kitchen Features

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1. LOVWORID

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LOVWORID #ad - Explosive laughte:give this funny anniversary gift to a boyfriend, and this funny birthday cards will make him or her laugh, girlfriend, husband or wife, with the humor you love! It will be a special gift and a moment to remember in the days to come . This card is 8. 3 x 5.

6inches / 21 x 14cm. We include a cute sticker to help you write something nice! Write your love: the inside is blank, a one of a kind personal gift offering made by you, so you can write your best wishes, a love poem, a cheeky drawing or a cute message. Beautiful gold foil sticker:in order to keep the surprise hidden for longer and spare you from the hassle of finding a matching envelope, our birthday greetings cards are packed with care in a chic envelope and comes with a luxury gold foil sticker as a seal, which is also recyclable and eco-friendly.

12-month guarantee: if you’ve ever seen a flimsy, smudged card yourself, you can be certain the sentiment gets a bit lost in the quality. Show people you really do care it’s their birthday with a notecard they’ll treasure. Keep love long time: in order to keep the surprise hidden for longer and spare you from the hassle of finding a matching envelope, our birthday greetings cards are packed with care in a chic envelope, which is also recyclable and eco-friendly. We also come with a 12-Month Money Back Guarantee.
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Part Number1

2. Nchigedy

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Nchigedy Funny Birthday Card 40th 50th 60th, Birthday Greeting Card for Men Women, Too Old For Snapchat Too Young For Life Alert

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Nchigedy #ad - This is an awesome gag birthday gift for a friend, family, coworker. Each card is printed on high-quality, sturdy and heavyweight card stock. Enjoy a good laugh in life. Please contact us if you have any further questions. And a matching envelope included. Swift delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee. Card size folded: 8. 0in x 5. 3in. Looking forward to your order! Inside is left blank for your hand-written personalized message.
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Part NumberNGD-026-MP

3. RSVP

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RSVP What Did One Saggy Boob Say Funny/Humorous Feminine Birthday Card for Her : Woman : Women,Lime,5" x 7",GC-B7347

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RSVP #ad - Front message: what did one saggy boob say to the other? . Inside verse: we'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday. Card size: 5 x 7 inches. Includes: 1 card / 1 lime envelope. Special features: Pink Foil.
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ManufacturerSellers Publishing, Inc. #ad
Part NumberGC-B7347
ModelGC-B7347

4. GYYsweetus

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GYYsweetus #ad - Blank inside for your own message. 300gsm recyclable card stock. Card size: 205 cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3". Comes with sturdy 250gsm red envelope. Fast delivery, ships from USA.
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ManufacturerGYYsweetus #ad
Height0.08 Inches
Length8.07 Inches
Width5.31 Inches
Part NumberGYYAMANI-050-XCSYY

5. NobleWorks

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NobleWorks #ad - Perfect for writing short and sweet greetings. Happy birthday card - show the people close to you that you never forget their birthday by sending them this awesome note card. Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock no papyrus, naturally with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.

The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening yes, it's intentional; Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material. Size - you'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope.

Inside message says - briefly wishing you a happy Birthday! COVER SAYS - You Are Here - Thong - Granny Panties. A birthday card for women who love receiving funny gifts and presents. Featuring a funny aging joke using underwear as a scale. A hilarious way of telling friends that growing old is fun. This funny notecard is perfect for women celebrants.
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Height0.2 Inches
Length7.25 Inches
Width5.44 Inches
Part NumberC3338BDG
ModelC3338BDG

6. NobleWorks

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Sassy Bday Card for Women, Stationery Humor, We're Awesome C9310BDG, NobleWorks, 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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NobleWorks #ad - Card's inside says: wishing you an awesome birthday! Receive 1, happy birthday greeting card with 5x7 envelope; The perfect gift for birthdays. The greeting card has a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening. This stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30-percent recycled content. Stupid jerks funny bday greeting card; Vintage design notecard.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.05 Inches
Length7.37 Inches
Width5.37 Inches
Part NumberC9310BDG
ModelC9310BDG

7. Sinfiya

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Sinfiya #ad - Great for birthday gift. If you have any questions about our products, please feel free to contact us. Printed on premium quality thick card stock with professional coated finish. Wish someone a happy birthday day with a hilarious celebration card they're sure to appreciate. The card measures is 8. 1 x 5. 3 inches folded. Fast delivery, 100% satisfaction. Inside is left blank for your hand-written message. A matching envelope included.
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ManufacturerSinfiya #ad
Height0.3 Inches
Length8.1 Inches
Width5.3 Inches
Part NumberSFYHC096A

8. CENTRAL 23

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CENTRAL 23 #ad - Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Blank inside - for your own message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice! Comes with fun stickers – to insert into your card and make your message personal and edgy! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Hilarious design.

Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? Size – this celebration card is 4. 7 x 6. 7 inches and comes with a 4. 9 x 6. 9 inch envelope in a sealed poly bag.
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ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7.09 Inches
Width5.51 Inches
Part NumberCG132

9. CENTRAL 23

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For Men Women Bestfriend, Comes With Fun Stickers, Cheesy Birthday Card for Him and Her, Made In The UK By Central 23, Cute Funny Food Puns

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CENTRAL 23 #ad - Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Hilarious design. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Comes with fun stickers – to insert into your card and make your message personal and edgy! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Size – this celebration card is 4. 7 x 6. 7 inches and comes with a 4. 9 x 6. 9 inch envelope in a sealed poly bag. Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? Blank inside - for your own message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice! .

Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.
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ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7.09 Inches
Width5.51 Inches
Part NumberCG128

10. CENTRAL 23

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Banter Gag Joke Sarcasm, Best Friend Birthday Card for Men and Women, Happy Birthday Card Funny, Comes With Stickers, By Central 23, Dad Birthday Card, Birthday Cards for Mom

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CENTRAL 23 #ad - Blank inside - for your own message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice! Comes with fun stickers – to insert into your card and make your message personal and edgy! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Hilarious design.

Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? . Size – this celebration card is 4. 7 x 6. 7 inches and comes with a 4. 9 x 6. 9 inch envelope in a sealed poly bag.
BrandCENTRAL 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7.09 Inches
Width5.51 Inches
Part NumberCG382